Scor’s Sunday NFL Picks: Week 1

Thank you dear lord in heaven, we finally are able to sit on our fat asses, sink into our couch, spill cheez whiz all over ourselves and gamble our mortgage money away. The first Sunday of the NFL season is here and it is about to get wild. There is no time to waste, it is time for you to listen to your favorite gambling blogger and help you navigate the rough waters that is NFL gambling.

1:00 PM Games
Green Bay (+3) @ Minnesota
– Scor’s gambling logic is plain and simple, when A-A-RON is getting points you take the Packers. On the road doesn’t matter anymore because only the Chiefs and Jags will be allowing fans so the Vikings crowd is obviously not a factor. Take the points here and hope that A-Rod’s arm leads us to a victory.
** Bonus Pick: Packers ML**

Chicago (+1) @ Detroit
– Welcome to the NFC North stink-out-loud bowl, this is a hold your nose, close your eyes and throw a dart at the board. The dart landed on the Chicago Bears and Mitchy Kissin’ Tities Trubisky. He is a bum, but for some reason I think the Bears can play defense and run the ball. Matt Patricia is a lame duck head coach and the Lions stink historically, division game, Bears need a 2019 bounce back. Take the point.
** Bonus Pick: Bears ML **
Bears +1

Indianapolis (-6.5) @ Jacksonville
– The Jaguars are atrocious. I have faith in the Colts running attack and their Head Coach Frank Reich, the newly added veteran leadership of Phillip Rivers. This is going to be an absolute blow-out, the Colts win this game 31-10.
** Bonus Pick: Under (45) **
Colts -6.5

Miami (+7) @ New England
– It is my duty as the BlogFather to remind you all that the Patriots are far from dead and there is a good chance that they still win this division. They have the comeback player of the year, Cam Newton and the greatest coach of all-time in Bill Belichick, this is a big time dominating performance.
** Bonus Pick: Under 41.5 **
Patriots -7

Philadelphia (-6) @ Washington
– Washington has had a wild off-season and while they hired a phenomenal head coach in Ron Rivera but Dwayne Haskins is terrible and the Eagles are severely underrated. Take the Birds, tweet tweet you assholes, this is a blow-out.
Eagles -6

Cleveland (+8.5) @ Baltimore
– Odell Beckham Jr. likes to get pooped on. Baltimore by a million.
** Bonus Pick: Over 48 **
Ravens -8.5

New York – A (+6) @ Buffalo
– My AFC East Champion is the ……. Buffalo Bills. Great coach, good young QB, Stefon Diggs and a phenomenal defense. I love this team, they aren’t getting enough buzz and they deserve it, a rough playoff loss last year will catapult this team to a big season. Darnold is overrated and Gase is on the hot seat.
** Bonus Pick: Under 39.5**
Bills -6

Las Vegas (-1.5) @ Carolina
– What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What’s happening there today is the Teddy Two Gloves mania continues and the Panthers win this game going away.
** Bonus Pick: Panters ML**
Panthers +1.5

Seattle (-1) @ Atlanta
– Tale as old as time, Scors taking the Falcons. I love this team, I think they win this division, yes, over the Saints, over the Bucs. The Falcons have ten first-rounders on defense, Matt Ryan, Julio Jones and Todd Gurley. EVERYONE is on the Seahawks and that’s why I am loading up on the Atlanta Falcons.
** Bonus Pick: Falcons ML**
Falcons +1

4:00pm Games
Los Angeles – A (-3) @ Cincinnati
– I think the Bengals are absolutely garbage. The Chargers are a sneaky good team and Tyrod Taylor knows how to move the ball, extend plays and win some games. I think this is a complete blowout.
Chargers -3

Tampa Bay (+4) @ New Orleans
– Tommy Brady, my man crush will be putting on the burnt orange and leading the 2002 Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers into the Super Dome to take on the most overrated coach and QB combo of all time. No Saints fans in the dome, everybody is loading up on the Saints and I have to stick with Tommy B. This is the FOX NFL Sunday Game of the Week.
** Bonus Pick: Bucs ML **
Bucs +4

Arizona (+7) @ San Francisco
UPSET CITY – The Cardinals make big time moves this season. The Super Bowl hangover with the 49ers is real and it is fantastic.
** Bonus Pick: Cardinals ML **
Cardinals +7

Sunday Night Football
Dallas (-2.5) @ Los Angeles – N
I hate the Cowboys. GO RAMS.
Rams +2.5