Tuesday Night Money Madness

I hope all my readers had an enjoyable holiday weekend but everybody knows that at the end of summer we are all hurting for cash. Well lucky for you Scors, your fearless Blogfather and leader of the ProcrastiNation is on a gambling heater the likes of which the world has never seen.

I am here to share my hot streak, picks and brilliant mind with all of you broke ass b-words. We have a full slate to pick from tonight but we need to focus our attention on the prime time matchups. The National Basketball Association has given us two phenomenal games this evening, so let’s get to it.

The Bucks vs Heat is heading to game 5 and the Bucks are staring down the poop pipe of a 3-1 deficit. The number one seed in the Eastern Conference lost the first three games of this series and the up-start Heat being led by Jimmy Butler are one win away from advancing to the Eastern Conference Finals for the first time since the age of Bron Bron. Everybody and their mother is calling me an idiot blah blah blah, I am telling you that the Bucks are too damn good to get pushed out in a gentleman’s sweep as my good friend Mulraney would say. Take the Bucks getting the three points, close your eyes and hope and pray.

In the late night edition we have the Rockets who barely got through the first round of the West and are now facing LeBron, AD and the heavily favored Lakers. The Lakers demolished the Blazers after letting them have a glimmer of hope in game 1 and they covered every other game the rest of the series. I hate LeBron, this is public knowledge and the Rockets are getting 5.5 and that pick is calling my name, I think this series is going seven and if that happens, the Rockets NEED to win this game. I am taking the Rockets with the points and if I was feeling real frisky, I would take the Rockets on the Money Line.

Let’s do this sports fans! MONEY MONEY MONEY!