My Hero!! Hulk Hogan Pile Drives The Internet

Come at the Hulkster you best not miss brother! The unofficial Mayor of Saint Petersburg and Clearwater, Terry Gene Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan just took a steaming hot dump on the doorstep of all the profits on Twitter. The six-time WCW champion took to twitter and posted a picture of his wife Jennifer (20 years younger than Hulk, legendary) on the beach and the internet exploded. They called for the Hulk’s head, saying that he was spreading COVID to the elderly and this was irresponsible of him to be on a beach and boasting about it. Well, in an M. Night Shyamalan twist….

Hulk owns the entire beach and he is the only one allowed on it, the power move of all power moves. Straight up suplexed all the haters and losers of which there are many through the sandy Florida beaches. Hulk must have felt like an absolute unit typing back that reply to let everyone know of his private piece of paradise. In addition to being a 6x WCW champ, Hulk is a 5X WWF champion, he’s got Rocky III and Hogan Knows Best royalties rolling in and you idiots thought he didn’t have a private beach. Oh wait, I forgot to mention the Hulk Man got $31 million from Gawker for releasing the legend’s sex tape, I am almost positive that you could buy the entire state of Florida for $31 million. Yeah, he probably lost millions financing his daughter’s singing career but look, you can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

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Sinatra, Lennon, Joplin, Dylan, Simon, Taylor, Joel, Springsteen, Prince, Whitney and ……………. Brooke, what a musical artist!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to a Howard Stern interview with Hulk and Brooke Hogan back in the early 00’s, Hulk had admitted that he spent nearly $5 million dollars trying to get his daughters music career off the ground. If Hulk had to suffer through that then please let him enjoy his own personal beach getaway in peace and not try to take him down. That is an impossible task.

Long live the all American man and the all American family, Hulk and the Hogans!